Its kinda like a mutant alligator crossed with a vicious dog, with its eyes just above is fronts legs, a mohawk and some gills down its back for communicating in high pitch screams. The woeful CGI doesn't help its case of course but what the fuck is going on with that design? It looks like something from the 90's, I can't even describe it. For starters the design is absolutely terrible, truly, this is no lie.

The question is does this movie get around this cliched plot and give us something special? Well first things first, lets look at the enemy, the alien monster horde. Yes its an age old tale which we've all seen a fair few times for sure. Luckily they both display great courage and fighting skills when the aliens attack which pleases the Chinese, so they end up helping with the struggle. Unfortunately for the Europeans this must remain a secret so they are held captive indefinitely. Turns out this special division was put in place to protect the Chinese Kingdom from a race of alien monsters (yes that's right, alien monsters). There they discover a special division of the Imperial Army of the Song Dynasty called 'The Nameless Order'. After losing all of their men to Khitan bandits in the region, the last two mercs, William (Matt Damon) and Tovar (Pedro Pascal), stumble upon the great wall (unsure how they didn't see it). The plot: A band of European mercenaries are in China searching for the magic black powder that kills many (gunpowder). This is fact, but this movie deals with legend (but not a real one). This great wall ran along the ancient border of northern China to protect against various groups of invaders from various areas that now make up some of eastern Europe, Mongolia and mainly Russia. The earliest construction starting back in the 7th century BC. K so in China there is this huge wall that was slowly constructed over the ages by various Dynasties.

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